More Yoga Chick

I’m fucking up.

Last night because I got cancelled on by the 19 year old (this is the 2nd cancellation, but she did offer a reschedule and apologized all over herself a ton) I called Yoga chick up and asked her if she would massage trade with me.  I was dirty from playing volleyball on the beach.  Yesterday was probably one of the best days of my life.  I played some of the best volleyball of my life despite being kind of hung over.  I didn’t really exacerbate either of my mostly recovered injuries, and I played until I couldn’t walk across the sand until I took a real serious breather.

I ended up hanging out drinking beers with my next door neighbor and his roommate/buddy and never went home to shower, so Yoga Chick met us up there and had a container of Crown Royal with her so we got her a glass and we all bullshitted for a few hours.  Before I knew it, it was nearly 3 AM and I’ve got one of the most stressful/hard weeks ever at work this week.   I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing.

She of course jumped me but I couldn’t really get into it.  She was doing this crazy porn star type shit, but not fully grinding on my dick (only taking like half of it), reverse cowgirl, some kind of yoga type position or something, she was really fucking with my groove.  I tried to get her to use her hand when she was blowing me and stop sucking so hard but she got all emotional and told me she didn’t like me forcing me to do things differently than what “she wants to do” and I pretty much told her that if something’s not working for me I’m going to tell her.  Not trying to be a dick, but if something doesn’t feel good I’m going to stop her.

It was kind of weird.  I could tell she wanted to do round two in the AM but I denied her, was super frustrated with myself as I was so tired in the morning.  She could tell and sent me texts trying to cheer me up.  Fuck it, I need to stop seeing her.  This is only going to end badly if I don’t cut it off.  The condom slipped off last night with all her weird yoga/porn star position shit and she wanted to fuck me without the condom (this is when I just stopped us having sex) and then afterwards was all worried about precum.  Fucking scary shit.

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~ by aneroidocean on 06/24/2013.

3 Responses to “More Yoga Chick”

  1. Dude. You’re putting your penis in crazy.

    Cut that shit out. No good will come of it. Stop hanging out with her, stop calling/texting her, delete her number from your phone.

    Since she’s crazy, and it sounds like you’ve put yourself in compromising positions (you’ve let her sleep in your bed when she’s drunk and without witnesses), I’d suggest putting a front up that’ll make her feel good about herself so she doesn’t go ultra crazy with some kind of charge. I doubt she’d do it, but she sounds crazy, might be worth it. Say something super beta that will throw away her desire for you. Say that you have some kind of mental issue that won’t be associated with a “I need to fix him” idea.

    Make sure she doesn’t have any bruises that could be from you. And dear god, if you sleep with her again take pictures for evidence.

    Get out of it. Now.

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