The Key to a Woman’s Vagina

This picture illustrates perfectly the dichotomy between Alpha and Beta males.  The fence is the ability to get into her pants, the Master Lock is what the Beta has to get past with maybe a paperclip at best to try to pick the lock.  If he happens to stumble across the right key he might be able to unlock it.

The Alpha?  He sees the missing link in the chain glaring at him and can and will exploit it.

The female hamster is also oblivious to the zip tie’s existence.  It must be magic when the Alpha unlocks the chain.

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~ by aneroidocean on 10/29/2013.

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